jarpadspn:

this is scary

jarpadspn:

this is scary

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

ven0moth:

i need a moment

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

cynicalslut666:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

cynicalslut666:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

bellecosby:

s4ndy:

jadethemerman:

Serving looks

woah!

fuck it up bitch!!

gay8:

when someone being rude AF but you can’t think of anything to shade them about at the moment…

image

molly-cyrus:

HONESTLY GAYS RUIN EVERYTHING LMFAO THE HOUSES I CANT

molly-cyrus:

HONESTLY GAYS RUIN EVERYTHING LMFAO THE HOUSES I CANT

officialunitedstates:

things that make sense in physics

  • inclined plane
  • pulley
  • screw

things that should not be working but do anyway

  • a gun firing even though there is no power source
  • fridge making things cold when its power source is electricity which is hot
  • magnets
  • leap years
  • how come we haven’t deciphered any animals language completely yet
  • megaphones being loud